Beanie

I don't know why, but I seem to be one of those people who can't keep a beanie hat on straight. It only takes about half an hour and the thing either migrates to the top of my head, or take on a jaunty, skewed angle to my right.

It's almost as if I have a pointy head. 

I looked up tips but, except for the pinning, I observe them all. Must be something to do with wearing spectacles. They also have a habit of jauntiness.