Friday, 23 July 2010

A Bigoted Study in Stone


Buckingham Palace yesterday banned a hideous, right-wing bigot from the Queen’s Garden Party. The Palace later apologised to HRH the Duke of Edinburgh for the mistake and allowed him to attend. The Duke said he relished the attention and publicity the Palace’s action provided him. He was later harangued by a bunch of bigots who called him a bigot.

A massive European study has shown that the key to losing weight is to eat less meat. I have a simpler solution that doesn’t require a cohort of 40,000 or millions of Euros – just eat less of everything.

Archaeologists have found what has been termed a twin to Stonehenge in Wiltshire, Who are they trying to kid? It’s obviously a Neolithic visitors’ centre.

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