Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Sartorial Excrement


Spotted a lovely lambs wool waistcoat in Lidle yesterday. As you can see from the photo, the item is unisex and I was momentarily overcome by a sudden urge to utterly destroy any remaining semblance of self-respect and sartorial elegance I may have. Almost immediately a feeling of sanity descended on my mind and I walked away.


What I want to know is how much they have to pay the male models to model this item of clothing. The guy pictured must be a millionaire, as there is no way on this earth you would get me to don this hideous apparel – even for a bet.

4 comments:

  1. come on Phil, Its simply "just You"

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  2. Phil: Would have made a nice addition to the Conway uniform - especially on pinnace duty in mid winter.

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  3. Last seen featured on "space 1999"...

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