Thursday, 23 February 2012

University Challenge


I have the perfect solution to the problem of not enough poor people getting into university; allow only the intelligent in (regardless of background), take all their money and then make them live on the streets. Voila - instant hordes of disadvantaged poor people in university, all of them clever too.

Yours etc.,
Chairman Bill
Old Sodbury

Chairman Bill is in Aberdeen for the rest of the week doing missionary work.


  1. It's an old position that's become available...

  2. You are going to try to win them over to a thrifty lifestyle!