Sunday, 3 June 2012

Booze Drive


There's a study out that says if we all reduce our alcohol intake to a quarter of a unit a day, then 4,500 odd lives will be saved every year.

Not sure I want to save the lives of 4,500 alcoholics every year. Imagine them shambling aimlessly around our town centres for the rest of their lives - stone, cold sober. I shudder to think of it.


1 comment:

  1. Technically they'll be "prolonged" rather than "saved", surely?

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