Wednesday, 6 June 2012

Painkiller Abuse

There is widespread concern over the anticipated and widespread abuse of painkillers by those being forced to endure two weeks of watching the Olympics on TV.

It is also thought that Prince Philip's 'bladder infection' was actually a severe case of nonagenarian painkiller abuse brought on by the prospect of listening to a septuagenarian "Peter Pan of Pop".

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