Updating Myself

I'm thinking of updating myself with some hair colour and tattoos. 

When I was a kid, people of my age with grey or white hair, like mine, generally had nicotine streaks in their hair and nicotine stains on their fingers. Beards and moustaches were invariably yellow around the mouth. 

I no longer smoke and haven't done so for over a decade, but I could have nicotine coloured streaks added to my hair and beard and orange/brown tattoos on my fingers for that authentic, 1960s older person look. The new hipster / pensioner look.