Overheard in Lidl at the checkout:
Chairman: "I think you've made a mistake. These walnuts are on special (Chairman shows checkout lady the Lidl weekly specials list)."
Checkout Lady: "I think you'll find that's only a weekend offer."
Chairman, after checking magazine: "You're right."
Checkout Lady: "I'm always right."
Chairman: "But you're not my wife."
Checkout lady smiles.
A quick, time-saving tip for all you ladies out there who dote on my blog and know everything. It's something I dreamed up myself a couple of months ago.
Those wet but clean tea towels? Don't throw them in the wash; simply bung them in the microwave for 3 minutes, giving them a shake half way through. The heat kills any bugs that might feasibly be on them and they dry within a few minutes.
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