Friday, 13 August 2010

Body Horticulture


A Massachusetts man has been found to have a pea plant growing in his lung. That’s nothing; when a child, my mother used to swear I grew potatoes in my ears and had a worm factory up my bum that was working double shifts and overtime.


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  1. I used to have nightmares that seeds could grow inside me. It turns out this was true.
    Were your potatoes King Edwards or Jersey Royals?

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