Thursday 23 January 2014

Overheard Oop North


Overheard last night while Hayley was investigating the place she has to visit up north today.

Hay: "I just looked at the place on Google Street View - it's not a hospital as I know it, it looks more like a scrap yard. There's barbed wire all over the place."

Chairman: "It's what we northerners call an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty."

Hay: "I'd better take some lard with me as currency."


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