Sunday, 4 May 2014

To Hell With the Shire


Those bloody Hobbits are a barrier to productivity and efficiency, what with their twee lifestyle of organic yurts and free-range tofu.



I'm going to rename the house Minas Morgul and start mechanising Mordor. Hay can do some of her bio-chemistry on Kitty and clone an Orc-kitty slave force.

Also need a John Deere hat (and probably a 3 stringed guitar).


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