Friday, 2 May 2014

Mango Police

The EU has implemented a ban on Indian mangoes due to consignments being infested with non-indigenous fruit flies. One suspects India will get the ban lifted by a judicious, pre-shipment dusting of DDT, or an organophosphate. That should kill the little blighters.

Crime down by 15%, 20% of crime goes unrecorded - is that an overall 2% rise in crime (no, not 5% - work it out)? I suppose it depends on how long the non-recording of crime has been going on. Lies, damned lies and statistics. You can tell when a politician is lying - he or she opens his or her mouth...

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