Chairman: "Have you spoken to your dad about funeral arrangements - he's in his 80s after all."
Hay: "He's going in the same grave as my mum."
Chairman: "I know that, but I mean preferences for funeral director - there's that new place on the High Street."
Hay: "No, it'll be the Co-Op again - I got 80 loyalty points for mum and I'll get the same again for dad."
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How many points needed? I can't help thinking of the classic Monty Python "bring out your dead" sketch..
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