Thursday 27 September 2018

Thumbs Up for Star Trek Bond


Watched the last episode of Bodyguard on iPlayer last night. Now James Bond is meant to be Scottish, so could Michael Madden be the next Bond?


Bodyguard's writer, Jed Mercurio, should also be given a Bond script to write.

Regarding the Skripal poisoning case, I can exclusively reveal that the poisoners are actually time-travelling crew from the USS Enterprise.


The uniforms are a dead give-away.

Hopefully I'll have my thumbotomy today. I shall resist asking when the're bringing the MRSA trolley around or asking whether Quacks is an accurate representation of the NHS...


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