Wednesday 17 March 2021

Crunchies

Why the hell do cat crunchies come in different shapes and colours? Are there cats that perhaps say to themselves; "Hey, I like these triangular crunchies and I'll leave the rest,"? I somehow doubt it. Or are there cats that will only eat the red ones? Again, I doubt it.


The ones that really get me are the ones shaped like little, cartoon fish. Cats may like fish, but they don't hunt the buggers and so haven't a clue as to what constitutes a fish shape, let alone a cartoon one. If anything, they should be mouse or bird shaped.

The coloured ones are even more strange when one considers that a cat's vision is like that of a human who is red / green colour blind. 

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