Saturday, 21 May 2022

Partygate

How can a fine for breaking Covid rules be in any way interpreted as 'largely not guilty', as I heard a Conservative MP opine yesterday morning when defending the Greased Piglet on the radio? 


No fine is not guilty; one fine is guilty; multiple fines is a repeat offender. 

"However, M'lud, the defendant robbed only one bank and, I humbly submit therefore, largely not guilty," ain't going to gain much traction in front of the Honourable Mr Justice Hangemall.

Also, I wonder why did the Met investigate only 2 of the 6 events Boris attended? 

How was the investigation a waste of money, as Boris fanboys claim, when a) the police employed in the investigation are employees, not consultants, and would be paid anyway, and b) over a hundred fines were imposed, thereby justifying the investigation.

I now understand why some are so keen to support Boris; his epic incompetence makes theirs look trifling by comparison.

As an aside, why is theirs spelled theirs, not Their's?


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