Sue Gray

Entirely predictably, the Tories are furious that Sue Gray has accepted the offer of the job of Chief of Staff to Keir Starmer. However, they're not entirely sure what they're angry about, given Rees-Mogg, Dorries and Johnson himself are on record as saying she's very professional and good in whatever job she does.

They also fail to realise that it wasn't Partygate that resulted in Johnson being dismissed by his own party - it was the Pincher affair.

They aren't aware that the suitcases of booze, the parties Johnson finally admitted to attending and the hundred odd fines from the Met were not a sting operation, but incontrovertible evidence.

Not only that, but their whining casts utter disrespect at the feet of those who obeyed Johnson's own rules and lost loved ones. How much more despicable can the Conservative Party get?