Overheard in the car:
Chairman: “Do you actually understand how an engine works, or are you too girly?”
Hay: “Of course I do. The engine thingy has cylinders in which the pistons are pushed down by fluffy kittens and bounce off pink cushions under the power of Chanel No 5 fumes that are set alight by a diamond encrusted Dunhill lighter. You plonker - my father was a truck driver and I helped him maintain it at weekends.”
Overheard while watching Star Wars Episode V:
Chairman: “He was type-cast after making this film and never really played other notable roles.”
Hay: “What? Mark Hamill made quite a few films.”
Chairman: “No – not Mark Hamill, Yoda.”
6 comments:
With such witty repartee you must be a pleasure and a life-enhancing force to have around. Almost as good as a budgerigar. (I will try and answer your sepia-induced question by and by)
Fluffy kittens.... that had my Monday made.
AV
Hay's explanation of the four-stroke engine is much more pretty than "Suck - Squeeze - Bang - Blow" version I learned. Think I might memorise the part about the fluffy kittens.
Yoda who?
Alan: Squawk.
AG: Glad to be of service.
Kabbalah: I'm sure you will.
Braja: He was Kermit the Frog's stunt double.
Facinating car conversations!
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