Safter Than a Greek Bank

Credit rating agency Moody's has downgraded the credit rating of Lloyds TSB, RBS, Nationwide and Santander UK for being crap at being banks and about as creditworthy as Greece.

Mmmm - perhaps it is indeed time to withdraw the cash-stash and put it under the bed for safe-keeping.

Apparently Adam Werrity, a ministerial aide with a speech impediment, is accused of having been Dr Liam Fox's best man at his wedding. I suppose someone had to do it though.