Sunday, 8 February 2015

Cat Gangs

Chairman: "Kitty's very skitty today."

Hay: "It's the close proximity of all the other cats in the neighbourhood - it's not natural for them to be so close in the wild."

Chairman: "Bit what about alley cats - they go around in gangs."

Hay: "No they don't, it's a myth."

Chairman: "I'm sorry - what about Top Cat? He had his own gang. And then there's those cats from Cats!"

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