Overheard watching TV:
Hay: "What's the name Molly short for?"
No.2 Son has broken his phone - irretrievably. As an interim measure, until he can afford a new one, Hay has lent him her Hipster phone.
In fact, I'd go so far as to say it's positively steampunk.
I think I've found out what's causing my phone to bootloop. I removed Dashlane and had no problem for a couple of days; reinstalled it and the problem returned, although less frequently than previously.