Saturday, 4 July 2009

Axis of evil


I have discerned an axis of evil among my readers.

If you look at the map of hits on the Feedjit thingummy you’ll see a very definite pattern starting in Stockholm and passing in a graceful arc through Malmo, Berlin, Munich, Milan, Nimes, Montpellier, Figueres and Caceres before finally crossing the Atlantic.

Zurich slightly spoils the arc, but I know for a fact that the Zurich hit is virtual and actually originates in the Cotswolds.

What is the meaning of this pattern? Is it an avid reader engaged in a European tour? Is it readers communicating telepathically along magical ley lines? Perhaps a defensive ring of readers preventing me accruing an Eastern European readership?

I must try to extend the eastern marches of my European empire.

4 comments:

  1. Hi sweetie

    don't want to worry you or anything but I read a horror story in this vein. They were coming closer and closer and....... help! Whats that! ............

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  2. Chairman, sorry to bugger up your map, would you like me to try and change servers to fit in with your plans of world domination?
    Good job my employers don't keep a eye on my internet activities!

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  3. Glad to be part of your axis of evil, brings a bit of spice to life.

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  4. Tell me when I need to go down into my bunker, Sir?!

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