Seems Channel 4 is looking for a terminally ill person to donate their body for the ultimate reality show which will follow the mummification process.
Hay and I want to buy a faded Victorian hotel in some seaside resort and set up our own holiday business. We want to call it Chavtastic Hotel Holidays. Guests will benefit from the following:
• Take away of your choice in your room on arrival,
• Four-poster pine bed with plastic accident protection cover,
• Complimentary copy of Heat Magazine in your room,
• Complimentary fake tan,
• Safety deposit box for your bling,
• One free sessions at the in-house tanning parlour and nail bar,
• Stiletto spike repair service,
• Karaoke in the bar,
• 5-4-1 Barcardi Breezer offer,
• All-you-can-eat hang-over breakfast buffet,
• Sunglasses rental for morning-after,
For those of a musical bent, I recently ran across Chill Radio on the satellite TV system. Give it a whirl – there’s an interweb player at the website.
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Thinking about Channel 4's offer. The key question for me must be: will Channel 4 guarantee a First-class voyage to the afterlife (complete with cat companions) once I'm mummified?
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ReplyDeleteYou might be on a winner there. I'll pass on the fake tan - don't need it!
What is it about these chavs? My mates' bought a large TV and now calls herself one of these.
ReplyDeleteLouise: If you're lucky you might get a pyramid.
ReplyDeleteFletch: Guessed as much.
Jenny: They are the epitome of taste and refinement.
Where do I book??!
ReplyDeleteOh Bill ,I hate to tell but the target group for your holiday is already catered for it's just called a caravan park.
ReplyDeleteSun Reader Holidays ( we call them Scum Bleeder Holidays )
I apologise to those of you that may be normal people who enjoy these holidays but I can assure you the normal ones are in the minority.
Woman: A mistake. I was clearing out blogs that hadn't been updated in months. I shall reinstate you.
ReplyDeleteKerrie: I'll have you know that caravan park holidays are very economical and I avail myself of their facilities and locations to save money.
Bill: and you would be made more than welcome at our caravan park, just mind the chavs on your way in.
ReplyDeleteI should hope so, or else I'll be round there to throttle you!
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