Saturday, 16 January 2010

Worzel Gummidge Hair

Finally managed to make it to work yesterday. While in the gents’ I noticed someone had left behind something called the Fat Fish Max Wax Styling Stick. Intrigued as to what it was I opened it up to find a stick of what could only be described as medium-soft candle wax. Still having no idea as to its use I looked it up on the web, learning that it’s a hair styling preparation that is meant to give you that ‘just got out of bed’ look.

Why go to the trouble of smearing a candle all over your Barnett when all you need to do to get ‘just got out of bed’ look is simply to get out of bed? Why should anyone even want a look like a bloody scarecrow? Rather than a ‘just got out of bed’ look, it’s more of a ‘what a prat I am’ look. I wouldn’t go anywhere near a centre of population containing more than 3 inhabitants with my ‘just got out of bed’ hair; it would scare the horses and children.


  1. Depends if you've actually got hair, I guess.


  2. Had to laugh as this one, as my white hair is often prone to resembling Worzel if I don't indulge in PritStik, or similar.However, I couldn't be a***d with all that this morning, simply did a cursory brush, and left nature to do its thing. Was amazed, when I finally surveyed the result about 1pm, that it was better looking than many a PritStik session had achieved...Strange the rubbish Blogger makes one share.

  3. AV: True - although French polish could be used.

    Jinksy: But I'm sure you feel better for it.

  4. When I get out of bed in the morning, I look more like Andy Warhol on a bad day. Not enough candle wax to tame it! I just have to shampoo out the "do" and start over. ;)

  5. If one wants to invest in something 'Fat', I would recommend the Fat Bastard wine I've discovered this last summer.

    Don't spend the money on nonsense.