Friday, 8 February 2013

Black Hole Dog Chipping

Overheard in the Caravan:

The Chairman is washing the dishes...

Chairman: "We're missing a bowl."

Hay: "See if you can work it out with that brain of yours."

Chairman:"Oh, yes - it has the salad remains in it."

Hay: "It was right in front of your face!"

Chairman: "Brain the size of a planet and I missed it."

Hay: "More like a black hole!"

Why is it that by 2016 dogs must be chipped by law and not cats? I would posit that while a dog bite can be rather nasty, there are far more nasty scratches from cats than bites from dogs, added to which cats decimate wildlife. Dogs just sit around chewing a rubber bone and looking daft.

1 comment:

  1. I think the point is here that owners tend to know where their dogs are which makes it easy for them to be accounted for wereas cats can roam anywhere. its a bit like targeting motorists, they are easy to catch whearas other types of criminals are not. If you get my drift.