Sunday, 10 February 2013

Chinese New Year


Overheard in the Caravan:

Hay: "It seems I'm a dragon in the Chinese zodiac."

Chairman: "That figures!"

Hay (reading): "They are a little arrogant and impatient, while dragon women can be over- confident. Sometimes, 'dragons' are unable to control their moods very well...."

Chairman: "...or their menopausal hormones."

Hay: "You're a goatYou need to avoid mating with a 'dog'."

Chairman: "Mmmmm....dog.....almost as good as horse in a lasagne."

Hay (reading): "Sheep have an ardent love of creature comforts and are almost always elegantly dressed, but can become overly reliant on appearances........ Is that why you're sat in your jocks?"






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