Sunday, 3 March 2013

Overheard in the Caravan


Overheard in the Caravan:

The Chairman is looking somewhat svelte as a result of the 5:2 diet.

Chairman: "I need some 32 inch waist trousers."

Hay: "You need some teeth first, Badger."

Later:

Hay: "I woke up this morning with terrible indigestion..."

Chairman: "Is this the start of a blues song? Has your dog died and your boyfriend left you?"

Hay: "Yup, an' I'm drivin' down to Memphis."

Not too many 'Overheard in the Caravans' left; before long it'll be Overheard in the House...

Saw this advert on TV last night - thought it amusing...


1 comment:

  1. "Overheard in the House" doesn't have the same ring to it. I am starting one of those on-line e-petition thingys to make you stay in the caravan. You owe it to your audience.

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