Wednesday, 26 June 2013

Overheard in an Alumni Chat Group

 A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession: Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.' 

 The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years! I cannot hold your past against you, maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?' 

 She said, 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales .. . ..'

1 comment:

  1. No comment... It made me laugh out loud, Brilliant!