Friday, 28 June 2013


I wonder whether I could get a grant from GCHQ for turning our local Neighbourhood Watch into a Stasi cell to spy on my neighbours? Think of how many terrorist plots I could uncover to justify the grant!

I'm convinced that Chipping Sodbury is a veritable hotbed of subversive Al Qaeda activity. Of course I'd need to recruit informers - the local WI, perhaps?

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