Tuesday, 17 March 2015

Overheard in the Shocking D&G Eco Kitchen


Hay's dad (who was an electrician in the RAF during his National Service) is installing a light switch for the cooker canopy:

Hay's Dad: "This Stanley knife isn't very sharp - do you use it as a spoon?"

Later:

Hay's Dad: "OWWW! I guess that'll be the live wire then."

I'm with Elton John and I'm going to boycott Dolce and Gabbana (at least in the charity shops I frequent). I'm also with Dolce and Gabbana and am going to boycott Elton John's music (he hasn't produced anything worthwhile since Rock of the Westies anyway).

It's rather ironic that the M32 eco-protesters complaining about a new bus route through some allotments have left a shit-tip behind them - the site couldn't even be used as an allotment anymore with the rubbish they've left behind them. Not exactly environmentally friendly and makes you wonder if they're just a bunch of anarchists. They don't seem clever enough to realise they've now lost any public sympathy the next time they decide to have a tree-top protest.


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