Friday, 4 September 2009

Purpose?


Carrying on from yesterday’s theme of the purpose of life; here are my interpretations of the meaning of life for certain people:

  • Marketing people: to consume.
  • Paris Hilton: to shop.
  • A Member of Parliament: to work the expenses system and get a good non-exec directorship.
  • A philosopher: it depends on what you mean by ‘life’ – and what you mean by ‘purpose’.
  • A schizophrenic: to obey the voices.

Feel free to contribute your own suggestions.

Remember the ‘She-Wee’? Another variant, the ‘Ladybag’, has hit the market. Can’t really see the advantage over ‘au naturel’.

I hear that the incoming Japanese PM’s wife claims she’s been to Venus and eats the sun. I guess the Japanese are thank God she’s not the Japanese PM. I wonder what she sees as the purpose to life.


4 comments:

  1. Ladybag advantage over 'au naturel'? One word, Chairman: Spray.

    The purpose in life for the inventor of the Ladybag?: Ensuring that every woman in the world has dry ankles.

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  2. mm.. the Ladybag, have these people never heard of bushes.
    Receptionist purpose in life: to get through each day without beating any customers to death or getting beaten to death. ( so far so good )

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  3. Try asking her what Venus is really like. If she has some good answers, maybe...

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  4. The meaning of life for my children is to ensure that their mother understands that "the age of leisure" is a term that does NOT apply to her...

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