Friday, 22 July 2011

Orthodoxy of Trade Pilgrimage


The grave holding the remains of Adolf Hitler's deputy Rudolf Hess has been destroyed to stop it being used as a pilgrimage site by Daily Mail readers.

Did you know that until this week, any beverage containing less than 10% alcohol was classed by the Russian government as a foodstuff? Unbelievable!

I hear Eurozone finance ministers have administered a shot of £93.3bn to the Greek economy to stop it imploding. Isn't that like treating an alcoholic with alcohol?

I also hear Prince is to quit being a UK trade envoy, but what a popular American singer/songwriter was doing promoting UK trade is anyone's guess.



2 comments:

  1. That first sentence is a classic. If I could tweet, I would tweet it.
    As far as your second point is concerned are you trying to suggest that a foaming pint of best bitter is not foodstuff! Such a suggestion could destroy my five-a-day regime overnight.

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  2. I agree with Alan ! sorry mate it made my FB page. hope it wasn't copy right !

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