Saturday, 16 July 2011

Tempus Fugit


Overheard in the Caravan:

The Chairman has just returned from Milan, having tried a Cartier Eau de Cologne at the airport duty free (which is an oxymoron, as you can get anything in a duty free cheaper on the streets). It must be noted that The Chairman doesn't usually wear foo-foo.

Hay: "Mmmm, that foo-foo you're wearing smells nice, what is it?"

Chairman: "Oh, I can't remember the manufacturer...... they make watches."

Hay: "Timex Pour Homme?"

PS - given a choice of Paris or Rome, give me Rome any day. Can't see what people see in Paris - hideous place, all white with homogeneous architecture. Look down over Paris from atop the Eiffel Tower and it looks the same in every direction.



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