Monday, 21 May 2012

PM Accused of Sleeping

It has been alleged that the Prime Minister, David Cameron, actually sleeps.

This has brought condemnation from the Labour Party, who maintain he obviously does not have his eye on the ball. 

When interviewed about his workload on BBC Radio 4's Today programme last month, Mr Cameron said: "It's got to be possible to be a decent husband, a good father and a good prime minister at the same time."

Obviously, he has not yet found the secret of how to accomplish this.


  1. careful mate: you didn't do so good on two out of three:

  2. Phil: I was perfection personified.