Sunday, 1 January 2017

Vladimir Heston

Overheard watching Ben Hur:

Hay: "Is Charlton Heston still alive?"

Chairman: "He died years ago."

Hay: "Did anyone manage to pry that gun from his hands yet?"

Overheard at dinner:

Hay's Dad: "The trifle has crispy bits in it. What are they?

Hay: "Bacon..."

Chairman: "Croutons..."

How underhand and low can Putin go? The bastard isn't retaliating for the expulsion of Russian 'diplomats'. Sneaky - that's just not playing fair!

Got my eBay Putin calendar yesterday.

Seeing as it's New Year's Day, I'm taking a rest  and not posting a blog entry today.