Last night we were conjuring up the perfect job for Caravan (Hay’s father). Now he adores steam trains, so we came up with Emeritus Professor of Steam Railways at the University of Crewe (or possibly Didcot).
What about the same job at the University of York (allowing him to take advantage of the Railway Museum). Mind you. they already probably have such a chair at York.
The random, but sometimes surprisingly connected (but not necessarily lucid), stream-of-consciousness thoughts of an optimistic, heavy drinking, cantankerous, iconoclastic, foul-mouthed, devil worshipping misogynist who gets into fist-fights and lived in a damp barge in the arse end of the Thames and now lives in a caravan and loves to slaughter cats by the flinty light of a full moon while reading poetry.
What about the same job at the University of York (allowing him to take advantage of the Railway Museum). Mind you. they already probably have such a chair at York.
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