I'm thinking of sticking an England flag on the caravan to signify to all the other English people in the neighbourhood that I'm supporting England in the World Cup.
If you're going to do it, do it properly. The cross needs to be created by tarring a cross onto the caravan roof, and setting fire to it. Only then can people see just how much you support England. Just like all the rest of us!
What they looking for more tax again.. why do you need to support England ? I thought the banks were doing that !
Oh.. Football... that game played by pansy's that probably insure their legs for millions in the hope that some other pansy kicks it.. and they can act as if it hurts and get a pay out!
They all need to get a life and play a mans sport !
The random, but sometimes surprisingly connected (but not necessarily lucid), stream-of-consciousness thoughts of an optimistic, heavy drinking, cantankerous, iconoclastic, foul-mouthed, devil worshipping misogynist who gets into fist-fights and lived in a damp barge in the arse end of the Thames and now lives in a caravan and loves to slaughter cats by the flinty light of a full moon while reading poetry.
Where's your commitment? Paint a large red cross on it that's visible from space..!
ReplyDeleteI don't mind the flags and that, but those horns are driving me crazy! I cannot have a month of that!
ReplyDeleteIf you're going to do it, do it properly. The cross needs to be created by tarring a cross onto the caravan roof, and setting fire to it. Only then can people see just how much you support England. Just like all the rest of us!
ReplyDeleteWhat they looking for more tax again.. why do you need to support England ? I thought the banks were doing that !
ReplyDeleteOh.. Football... that game played by pansy's that probably insure their legs for millions in the hope that some other pansy kicks it.. and they can act as if it hurts and get a pay out!
They all need to get a life and play a mans sport !
Dont egg them on... change the channel !