Overheard while trimming the coconut palm:
Chairman: "I'm really surprised this coconut palm has lasted three years - I thought it would kick the bucket during its first winter."
Hay: "It must resemble its native habitat - no direct sunlight."
Chairman: "What do you mean? Cocunut palms grow in full sun!"
Hay: "I meant for the nut to germinate, under a palm."
Chairman: "No, like any other nut it requires an animal to take the nut elsewhere, as it won't grow under the parent tree. Didn't you know that they have squirrels the size of elephants where these grow..."