Overheard while Hay was talking to her father:
Hay: "Well, this year we're all going to have Christmas at your place.
Hay's Dad: "Oh yes, it's my turn, isn't it. I'll have to give some thought as to where I'll be going then."
No.1 Son lost his phone on Saturday night, but didn't realise it till Sunday morning. He finally discovered he'd left it in a friend's car and wanted me to drive him to collect it. He was still in his pyjamas, so I told him to get ready immediately and I would take him. Two minutes later he presented himself - and suddenly realised he'd put his trousers on inside out. It wouldn't surprise me if someone turned it into a fashion.