Sunday, 4 February 2018

All at sixes


Overheard in the shoe shop:

Chairman: "What size shoe are you?"

Hay: "6, but sometimes 7, depending on the maker."

Chairman: "My God - how do you stay upright?"

Overheard watching the Wales Scotland Six Nations match at 14-0:

Pundit: "You have to give it to Scotland, they have been superb in defence."

Chairman: "What? At 14-0 against them - obviously not!"

Overheard while getting into the Chairman's car:

Hay: "This car really needs a clean."

Chairman: "It had one 6 months ago."

That exercise wheel I bought is working well on the six pack, as you can see...





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