Friday, 28 May 2010

Government Brings Madrassas into the Education System

The UK government has announced it’s outsourcing its schools to committees comprising pushy middle-class parents with a superiority complex, creationists and homophobes.

The term for these new super-schools is Academies, a word previously meaning a school or college engaged in rigorous instruction or training in a particular academic subject, but has come to mean a school led by a group of leaders in a particular field of lunacy who are permitted to dictate standards, prescribe methods, and trash whatever they like in favour of their pet theory. Not only that, but they won’t be inspected by OfSTED until after they start to fail, which is a bit like shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

A non-Academy status school.

Those schools not achieving Academy status will be converted into workhouses for the dispossessed and the unemployed, teaching them essential life-skills such as pick-pocketing, squatting and filling in benefit claims forms.

Hay brought home the Lidl magazine with all this week’s special offers, but she tore out the power tool section before I could look at it, thus denying me the chance to drool over power sanders and angle grinders that I’ll never use anyway. She can be so cruel.


  1. Teach the controversy!!, or in other words, any old bollocks so long as it doesn't contradict your personal delusions.

  2. "Let them eat cake", Mr Cameron was quoted as saying of the Poorboys...