Monday, 24 May 2010

The iPod Generation


Hay’s pet name for me is Badger. This is not due to me having been raised by a family of badgers when abandoned by my parents at the tender age of 3, but due to my beard once having been streaked silver and black in the manner of a badger’s face (it is now all silver).

Overheard in the caravan:

Chairman (reading from Wiki): “Wiki describes a badger as a short-legged, heavy-set omnivore.”

Hay: “Yup, that just about describes you.”

Ever wanted to hack off the head of the guy next to you on the bus who’s playing loud music through his headphones?


Well, it seems that’s just what a bloke in Canada did.

3 comments:

  1. I wonder if that guy wants a job. I could use him.....

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  2. I have never had the slightest desire to hack the head off someone who is playing their music too loud .......
    ... but there again, I am deaf.

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