Thursday, 20 May 2010

A Change of Clothes


Overheard in the caravan after The Chairman had been away for two days seeing customers up north and Hay having inspected his travel bag:

Hay: Have you been wearing the same set of clothes for two whole days?

Chairman: Well, I don’t like to unnecessarily…

Hay: Be clean?

Chairman: "You wouldn't understand - it's a man thing."


4 comments:

  1. You don't need to change your clothes as much up north. Over time, all that smoke from the mill chimneys destroys the olfactory receptors and therefore personal hygiene isn't such a big issue. Another advantage of living north of Chesterfield.

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  2. Did you not even change your pants???
    Sx

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  3. Alan: I knew there was an excuse.

    Scarlet: You can wear them back-to-front, and then inside out. My record is a week - but there again I'm a bloke.

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