I was watching Kitty diving at paper balls this morning and wondered if cats could be genetically engineered to be a bit larger and we could then use them as goalkeepers in the World Cup.
Cats can be genetically engineered to be bigger - they're called Tigers. But you would need a lot of balls to put them in goal. Great action shot, btw!
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Cats can be genetically engineered to be bigger - they're called Tigers.
ReplyDeleteBut you would need a lot of balls to put them in goal.
Great action shot, btw!
Kabbalah: Tigers would be too keen on eating the teams, whereas a larger Kitty would just play with them (and the ball).
ReplyDeleteEngland needs all the help it can get.
ReplyDeleteOh, did I say that?
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