Friday, 21 May 2010

Synthetic Life Forms Escape From Laboratory

Biotechnologist and mad boffin, Craig Ventner, is in the news for having created a synthetic life-form; however, the life-form escaped, replicated, and the resultant duo are now masquerading as the 2012 London Olympics mascots, Wenlock and Mandeville.

They look more like Kang & Kodos – the aliens from The Simpsons and wouldn’t look out of place in an episode of Dr Who.

Wenlock & Mandeville are meant to have been inspired by a drop of steel – more like a few drops of scotch, if you ask me.


  1. I'm sorry, but they both look like a one eyed penis.

  2. I saw these mascots on T.V yesterday and I was filled with an overwhelming desire to punch one of them in the one eye. I apologise to any of your younger readers.

  3. he hasn't, you know! God, he's sooo full of himself!