No.1 Son: "Remember when you cut part of your finger off and it went into the chili con carne?"
Chairman: "It was tasty, wasn't it?"
No.1 Son: "You didn't mention it till after I'd eaten it."
It was only a nick...
Happy 100th Birthday, Dame Vera Lynn. As a kid I remember my mum singing her songs incessantly as she was cleaning the house.
Apropos of the above, I was reading some drivel on the Leave Facebook page about a proposal for a UK Independence (or Brexit) Day once our separation from Europe is complete. It'll be just like VE Day and it can mark the start of food rationing...