Sunday, 4 March 2012

Transubstantiating Starman Booze


Cardinal Keith O'Brien has accused the government of redefining reality. I'm not sure what's got his goat now, but I guess what he means is something like the dogma of transubstantiation.


If it looks like a biscuit and tastes like a biscuit, chances are it is a biscuit and not a bit of bloke, no matter what ritual incantations one makes over it. To change one substance into another you have to actually do something physical to it - not merely utter magical words.

There were reports of a comet streaking across Britain's skies last night. There have already been sightings of a nude Jeff Bridges.


I see Cameron is protecting middle class alcoholics by only putting up the price of cheap booze. Thank God he's not putting the price of meths up!


1 comment:

  1. Bloody militant Catholics, Cardinal Keith should look closer to home if he's interested in moral outrages.

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