Wednesday, 21 March 2012

Women, Eh?

Hay: “You never got me anything for my birthday.” 

Chairman: “But you said you didn’t want anything.” 

Hay: “Yes, but you still didn’t get me anything.” 

Her Majesty has rededicated herself to the nation. I'll bet Prince Charles is a bit pissed off at that. 

Peru has cancelled a visit by a Royal Navy frigate as an act of solidarity with Argentina in its dispute with the UK over the Falkland Islands. I think the Royal Navy should just go there anyway and point a few guns at whatever fly-infested hell-hole passes for the capital.

1 comment:

  1. I agree, you should teach the buggers that if you cancel a Goodwill visit it will turn into a Badwill visit. (exits Blogger whistling Rule Britannia)