Monday, 14 February 2011

BBC Radio Chopper Porn

Prince William Faces Redundancy

The Ministry of Defence is to cut the number of trainee pilots, including helicopter pilots.

Pundits ask whether Prince William could be the first royal to face redundancy, and if not, why not?

BBC to Make All Radio Stations the Same

Following suggestions from senior BBC executives that Radio 4 should appeal to a wider audience, Radio 4 will appeal more to younger people, Radio 1 will appeal more to older people, Radio 2 will appeal more to both older and younger people, Radio 5 will introduce some intellectual content and Radios 3 will just try to appeal to someone.

The end result is predicted to be that all BBC radio stations will broadcast the same pappy mixture of all-embracing mush that no-one will want to listen to as it does not appeal directly to them.

Scientists Measure Global Porn Stash

Mankind's capacity to store the colossal amount of information in the world has been measured by scientists. The study, published in the journal Science, calculates the amount of data stored in the world by 2007 as 295 exabytes.

It is estimated that 90% of this is porn.


  1. No wonder it takes me so long to read it every night.

  2. I think you'll find it's 89% porn, 1% LOL catz, 1% Stephen Fry's twitter feed and the rest is mostly spam.

  3. Men eh? they just focus on one story...

  4. You said to leave a comment, that you value all input, especially from those who want a bloody argument. You'll not get an argument from me, I don't even know half the bloody words you use, (chuckle)